Plot:Warring alien and predator races descend on a small town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival.
Where to begin? I used to think that Blade 3 was the worst sequel ever, but AVPR has taken the top spot, with ease. These pretentious a-holes, the Brothers Suckwad(or whatever their names are) who "directed" this piece of trash should be shot, but before they're executed they should be forced to actually WATCH the movies that AVPR was based upon. It seems they neglected to do so before filming.
the acting was horrifying.All the fight scenes were barely visible.
I'm seriously confused here - why did the Predator run around erasing evidence with the "blue goo", and then kill a cop, skin him, and hang him from a tree? Also, in the original AVP, wasn't that temple they found under the ice like a training ground where Predators could test their skills against a multitude of Xenomorphs? So, why was this particular Predator having such a hard time dealing with a handful of the things? I can imagine he might have a bit of trouble with the "Predalien", but come on!!!they made the predalien too predator-like, it didn't make any sense.
I was literally pained to sit through this cliche-fest, we have the jiggly-assed blonde teen who of course dies in every movie, but not before we get to see her hot bod waggling around.The preppy little model hero who acts like a total badass? Wannabe Sigourney? Untouchable child in the middle of it all? Few ethnicities that exist dying from stupidity? My God, check to it all, I hope they never make another movie in any of the three series, just so I won't feel obligated to subject myself to this horrible bullshit again.
the only people I can think of that would enjoy this movie are those that enjoy laughing at bad movies, or preteen males who love gore and explosions with cheap CGI. I really don't know which is worse AVP:R or Alien³, one being so dark its unwatchable, and the other being so boring its also unwatchable.
2/10
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